its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
wow bdsm is so cute
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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