I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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