I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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