If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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