What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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