Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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