thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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