no you cant smoke seaweed
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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