whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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