in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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