wrigley field is MILF paradise
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize