i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Randomize
