know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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