the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
