help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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