ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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