when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
how drunk are you?
Several
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
