I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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