I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Randomize
