): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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