NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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