Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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