She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Let's get the cat blown out
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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