Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
barbara walters just said penis...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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