If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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