someone owes me an orgasm
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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