He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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