what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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