he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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