my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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