White coat. Heels.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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