Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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