Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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