Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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