come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He passed out mid-signature
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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