Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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