He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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