She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Randomize
