Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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