So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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