she was so not down for the gang bang
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I need moral support for this bender
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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