I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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