whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
