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say what?
wanna hang out?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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