Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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