Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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