Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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