I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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