I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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