You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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