This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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