you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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