In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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