Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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