I feel like abortions should bother me more
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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