Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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