Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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